Elon the Father

My brother and I grew up in poverty. I have been mentally disabled most of my life. However recently, a new medication was invented to address my worst symptoms, and this gives me the power to maybe one day support myself, so for the past couple of years I have started fantasizing about an escape. …

Watch it die.

The President will isse an Executive Order to abolish The Department of Education tomorrow. So much for teachers, special education classes, and student loans. There is also talk of abolishing the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which helps to prevent abusive overdraft fees on behalf of banks, and exploitation by predatory check-cashing businesses. 80,000 probationary and …

The End of Humanity

When you’re a Wanderer like me, the older you get, the more difficult it becomes to relate to your peers, because you slowly move more and more outside their sphere of understanding. The normal gameplay loop for the Human Sim involves realizing somewhere in adolescence that life is not all about you and what you …

The Universe, Replaced

I dreamed once again that the world was about to end . . . but once again not in the usual way. Some fool in the distant past had wished before an all-powerful singularity that the entire universe be transformed into an ever-expanding conglomeration of infinite varieties of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The entity who had …