Year: 2009

cacophony dreams about a woman who pierces her bare nipples with her tongue.

cacophony remembers being an adorable little Teddy Bear.

cacophony has often feared that his closest friends and family will betray him.

cacophony gets freaky about a white helicopter that keeps flying over his property.

cacophony remembers a time right after school he thought he might get his life together.

cacophony details a paranoid day in which he ruined his original XBOX by playing the KOTOR intro movie for 24 hours straight.

cacophony discusses his obsession with “nude patches” — or as the Germans call them: “nacktpatches.”

“present day” cacophony comments that the following entries will be really objectionable.