Year: 2005

I Simp For Misato

cacophony muses about the seminal anime “Neon Genesis Evangelion.”

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Sovereign City State

cacophony seeks asylum in the Vatican… or so he thinks.

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One Ring To Bind Me

cacophony kisses the ring of his boss.

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Take Me Down To The [REDACTED]

cacophony needs to get out of town or bad shit will go down.

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Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

cacophony enjoys the terrible game “Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.”

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Man, I was FUBAR.

cacophony is disturbed by notes he wrote to himself long ago.

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Speak With Your Outside Kidneys

cacophony dreams that the only way to survive kidney failure is with modular external kidneys.

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The Sandwich’s Power

cacophony has a near-death experience at the hands of a Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch from Burger King.

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