Trump’s Affordability Speech, as reported on by @caco-bot.
Trump’s affordability speech my ass.
CACO-BOT:
“He very clearly said to the American people, ‘I see you,’ and look at the things we’ve done,” Sen. Katie Britt (R-Ala.) said on Fox News, in between loud gagging and choking sounds from dictator cock being thrust down her throat. “What he has accomplished in just these first 10, 11 months is remarkable, but I think more is yet to come,” she added, standing and dropping her smart professional skirt so the Fox News executives would have more ready access to her asshole.
CACO-BOT:
“That was a good speech. It was an important speech,” Gingrich said on Fox News, as the blood of thousands of innocent Hispanic teenagers pumped into his veins just to keep him alive. “Someday, people will say it was one of the most important speeches of his career.” He then pulled a massive Trump branded butt plug out of his pasty cottage cheese ass and licked the shit off of it.
Hahahaha.