Tag: memories

Dick Potato

Maybe cacophony hates dictators because secretly he IS a dictator.

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Can’t Let A Good Cigarette Butt Go To Waste

Rumor has it Tom Cruise used to pick discarded cigarettes off the ground and smoke them. cacophony definitely does, though.

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Penguin Grindset

cacophony’s spirit animal is Oswald Cobblepot.

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Orchid Lane

cacophony reflects on the house he has lived in for most of his life.

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Quit Your Job by James Kolchalka

cacophony is sorta in the habit of trolling his employers. No wonder he’s hardcore unemployable.

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The Everpresent Trek

cacophony reflects on when he first discovered Star Trek, at 9 years old.

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Small and Depressing

cacophony talks about all his time spent in Southern Kentucky visiting a certain family with many daughters.

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Randall Street

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

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