cacophony is sorta in the habit of trolling his employers. No wonder he’s hardcore unemployable.
cacophony reflects on when he first discovered Star Trek, at 9 years old.
cacophony talks about all his time spent in Southern Kentucky visiting a certain family with many daughters.
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
cacophony remembers his only real stint with “true” ticky tacky suburban subdivisions.
cacophony’s Father had a history with shitty vehicles. Like really, really shitty.