I think cacophony may be confusing multiple people with each other in this entry.
cacophony reflects on a high school “bromance.”
cacophony notes that one of the few good things about his rural Christian education were the nationwide competitive events.
cacophony reflects on the friend zoning that made him throw in the towel on being a man.
cacophony relates how being the teacher’s pet is kind of a bummer.
cacophony remembers being an adorable little Teddy Bear.