OK, So This Is Pretty Gross

I dreamed I was in ancient Israel, at the top of some Mayan-looking temple. Sacrifices were being made in order to purify newborns. However, the priests were killing horses instead of the usual sacrifices like cattle or lambs. I was the one assigned to bring each horse to its doom at the top of the …

The Black Iron Prison

This dream has actually spanned the course of several dreams. The world is ending again. Plans and schemes are in full motion. Warheads are being prepped for launch. Diplomats and envoys smiling obsequiously over it all. We’re fighting a house to house battle to save as many people as we can, from the oppressive representatives …

More Broken Pets

I dreamed that my brother and I were attempting to steal one of the world’s largest diamonds so that our money troubles would be over for good. Anyway, his idea was to have a test run at the diamond using his dog, the “kind beast,” as an alarm system. So we get her set up …

Candy for Christ

Had another one of those dreams where I’m trying or being encouraged to reclaim my lost faith. This time it was a summer-camp-like environment like so many fundie-related dreams. All my (non) lovers, all my past and futures, were there with me; a true laundry list of embarrassing experiences. AK, CB, RR, MG, TM, etc. …

Stanley the Wise

I went to relax on the couch for a few moments and before I knew it, thanks to what I term my “chill pill,” I fell asleep. I had this dream in the subesquent fifteen minute period. Al DeLarge has a cat, by the name of Stanley. This cat is extremely large and at times …