Man, I was FUBAR.

I went through some of my old documents I had in the closet, and I found a bunch of papers from when I was hospitalized the first time. They are extremely weird. On a receipt for cigarettes from Dairy Mart I scrawled on both front and back: joint duelsnake caravanaspect of deathencompassing meridged serpentine tentacleswrapped …

The Sandwich’s Power

Today I decided to try one of the fabled Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwiches from Burger King. It was delicious, but the aftereffects were overwhelming. First I felt a heavy sensation in my chest. This was followed by mild dizziness. A few minutes later, heavy breathing set in as I could literally feel the grams …

Simulated Baked Beans

I dreamed that I was in a huge mall of some kind and they had a virtual reality video game in which you climbed into these special suits in order to interact with the digital world. I was playing some version of Devil May Cry where you take on the form of different demons associated …