The Uninvited

I just watched a movie on HBO On-Demand called The Uninvited. It’s a shitty movie about a woman who usurps the emotions of a widower with her youth and sluttiness. The story is told from the perspective of a teenage girl who resents this woman for stealing her dad’s affections from where they should belong: …

The Friend Zone: Episode Four

This one isn’t so much a Friend Zone as an Ignore Zone, and it wasn’t very significant. But I’m going to detail it anyway. Basically after Andrea rejected me early in my senior year in high school, I was casting about for someone who would actually accept me. During that year’s State Convention (which was …

The Tongue

A  couple nights ago I dreamed that Roma started hanging around me again. She was trying to seduce me for some reason. She had become a Cultist and was always wearing a black cloak with a hood, so I couldn’t see her face clearly. So eventually I talked her into removing the hood, and it …

So Soft

A funny little thing from High School today that shows you what type of person I am physically. I used to be on the Basketball team at my High School. I was one of those nerdy players that sat on the bench and never got a chance to play unless we were up like 30 …