Dude, last night I dreamed that I got a couple of ladies to be in Bill’s D&D game. But I didn’t put anything in the campaign that would appeal to them, like social interaction or role-playing. I just ran the campaign as I normally do: lots of monsters to fight and loot to collect. I …

Christian, although good at the multiplayer, preferred to play split-screen co-op. I think he particularly liked playing with me because he felt it was more of a challenge to keep my buffoonish ass alive. He was always asking me, “Wanna do some ‘Assault on the Control Room?’,” referring to Halo‘s most expansive and engaging level. …

Last night I dreamed that I was sent to an Iinstitution. The initial interview was taking a really long time, so I asked the doctor in charge if I could go have a smoke. He said yes, but if I did, I would be forced into imprisonment at something called Bellknap Mental Institution for 20 …

There’s another thing I forgot to write about my time at Juvie. I was in a play. It was during the summer semester. The play was titled No Opera at the Op’ry House Tonight (or, Too Good To Be True). Rather than describe it myself, I’ll let a summary from a script website do it …

When I was at Juvie, my closest friend was a boy named John Eustace. He was in the same year as me, and he was a nerdy, ungainly fellow with blonde hair and a boyish face. He had a lot of moles on his skin. We were both pretty intelligent fellows. When we first started …

One of the subjects in which I have always excelled has been English, due to my large vocabulary. This, in turn, promoted very good if not excellent writing, at least when it came to term papers and such. As a result, while I was at Juvie I was placed in Advanced Placement English courses, which …