I dreamed that I was on some sort of penguin farm. All of the penguins were created by this “Mother Penguin” which was sort of like a “Queen Penguin” kept in its own pen area with an “Attendant Penguin.” It never seemed to go anywhere or get out of its pen. The penguins could talk, …
Dude, last night I dreamed that I got a couple of ladies to be in Bill’s D&D game. But I didn’t put anything in the campaign that would appeal to them, like social interaction or role-playing. I just ran the campaign as I normally do: lots of monsters to fight and loot to collect. I …
Christian, although good at the multiplayer, preferred to play split-screen co-op. I think he particularly liked playing with me because he felt it was more of a challenge to keep my buffoonish ass alive. He was always asking me, “Wanna do some ‘Assault on the Control Room?’,” referring to Halo‘s most expansive and engaging level. …
Last night I dreamed that I was sent to an Iinstitution. The initial interview was taking a really long time, so I asked the doctor in charge if I could go have a smoke. He said yes, but if I did, I would be forced into imprisonment at something called Bellknap Mental Institution for 20 …
There’s another thing I forgot to write about my time at Juvie. I was in a play. It was during the summer semester. The play was titled No Opera at the Op’ry House Tonight (or, Too Good To Be True). Rather than describe it myself, I’ll let a summary from a script website do it …
When I was at Juvie, my closest friend was a boy named John Eustace. He was in the same year as me, and he was a nerdy, ungainly fellow with blonde hair and a boyish face. He had a lot of moles on his skin. We were both pretty intelligent fellows. When we first started …