When Fallout 2 first came out, I was in heaven, because it gave me the chance to role-play, in a video game, a character I had always wanted to be. “A fast, violent bombshell who goes crazy with sex and drugs as soon as she leaves home.” I wanted to be a stereotypical “comic book …

The original Fallout is one of the greatest PC games of all time. But when it came out in 1997, at first I utterly neglected it. I first came upon it in the aisles of my local Wal-Mart, the only place to purchase PC games at the time in my rural Kentucky town. I was …

While I was living with Bro in 200X or so, I started to have extreme anxieties about Crime. Specifically, I was afraid that somebody would bust in on me while everybody else was at work and do unspeakable things to myself or my property. One day, Delbert called me and said his Mom was kicking …