Incoming!

I had a dream last night that was so vivid I couldn’t get back to sleep immediately. In the dream, me and several of my friends were in the back of a huge car. Like… this car was big enough for all four of us to lay down comfortably. I don’t remember who exactly it was, but I think it was Bro, Bill and Delbert. Furthermore, I believe that Obama was driving the car.

We were discussing the rights of the various States to secede from the Union. For some reason Bill played the role of ardent libertarian and said of course a State had the right to secede, for any reason it wanted to. I kept glancing at Obama up front, fearing that he would bring the wrath of the Federal government down upon us. Delbert said it should be up to the States, but he didn’t go so far as to say “for any reason.” Me and Bro both argued (apparently in agreement with Obama) that no State had the right to secede.

Suddenly Bill climbed up into the rear dash of the car and shouted something like, “We’ve got 1.21 by 4 millimeter incoming!” And the air around us lit up with the flashes of mortar fire, the hiss of bullets and the report of assault rifles. Somebody was apparently attacking us for our political views, and I had the distinct feeling it was because of what Bill had said! It was so vivid, I felt like I was in an actual war zone! But given the ambushers’ lack of accuracy, it was almost as though they weren’t trying to hit us, but were just firing in our general direction…

Anyway, I awoke with a start.

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