Month: January 2014

Small and Depressing

Bro and I have sort of adopted [REDACTED] as our “Hometown” even though that’s not technically true. Most of our formative years were spent in a far more remote little burg in Kentucky. Our “true” Hometown is an incredibly rural location, with just a few thousand residents. For decades, it has featured forest preserves, massive …

You Sure About That?

I dreamed about the Apocalypse again, except this time it was in the form of a comet falling from the skies. Our doom was evident. The comet’s striking of the earth was inevitable. And with it would come a cloud of ash and a new Ice Age. There was nothing that could be done about …

DT Dreams

Lately almost every night I’ve been having incredibly odd dreams, that whirl from topic to topic seemingly without purpose or plotline. Characters morph into each other, settings melt and flow back and forth while I’m standing in them — it makes no sense. Weird dreams have been absent from my life for so many months …

Bachelor Chow

You may wonder why I seemingly eat only instant or frozen foods. It’s not only because I’m incredibly lazy and messy when it comes to the preparation of food. I haven’t found a way to cook for one person that rivals instant food for its lack of expense. For one thing, I have a poorly …

Party Hard, Uncle

This is the first weird dream I’ve had in a really long time. I dreamed last night that I woke up in a stupor and stumbled into the living room of a huge abode I lived in that was a lot like Erin’s old house on Turnbridge Road. I found My Other Uncle (Mother’s Side), …