Month: March 2011

Penguin Enslavement

I dreamed that I was on some sort of penguin farm. All of the penguins were created by this “Mother Penguin” which was sort of like a “Queen Penguin” kept in its own pen area with an “Attendant Penguin.” It never seemed to go anywhere or get out of its pen. The penguins could talk, …

Misogynistic D&D

Dude, last night I dreamed that I got a couple of ladies to be in Bill’s D&D game. But I didn’t put anything in the campaign that would appeal to them, like social interaction or role-playing. I just ran the campaign as I normally do: lots of monsters to fight and loot to collect. I …