Last night I dreamed that I was sent to an Iinstitution. The initial interview was taking a really long time, so I asked the doctor in charge if I could go have a smoke. He said yes, but if I did, I would be forced into imprisonment at something called Bellknap Mental Institution for 20 …

There’s another thing I forgot to write about my time at Juvie. I was in a play. It was during the summer semester. The play was titled No Opera at the Op’ry House Tonight (or, Too Good To Be True). Rather than describe it myself, I’ll let a summary from a script website do it …

When I was at Juvie, my closest friend was a boy named John Eustace. He was in the same year as me, and he was a nerdy, ungainly fellow with blonde hair and a boyish face. He had a lot of moles on his skin. We were both pretty intelligent fellows. When we first started …