So this time I will describe my 5th romance attempt aborted before it began: Tori. Things take a bit of a darker turn here, so be warned. Like me, Tori was a goody-two-shoes at the school. She never cursed, never made any sort of innuendos, never flirted, never wore the little thigh-high white stockings that …

A little entry this time, although it would qualify as a mental illness tale. Back during the short time I lived with Christian in 2003, I became obsessed with the Adam Sandler movie Punch Drunk Love. Specifically, I became obsessed with the scene where he develops amazing courage due to the power of his newfound …

I just watched a movie on HBO On-Demand called The Uninvited. It’s a shitty movie about a woman who usurps the emotions of a widower with her youth and sluttiness. The story is told from the perspective of a teenage girl who resents this woman for stealing her dad’s affections from where they should belong: …

This time I shall detail my experiences in 1998, of moving to Lexington for the first time and living with Darron. I had been working at a local bank branch in my hometown, and although I only made $8 an hour, I had no expenses since I lived with Granny Mabel, so I was able …

This one isn’t so much a Friend Zone as an Ignore Zone, and it wasn’t very significant. But I’m going to detail it anyway. Basically after Andrea rejected me early in my senior year in high school, I was casting about for someone who would actually accept me. During that year’s State Convention (which was …

A little thing from my early High School days. Back in my Freshman and Sophomore years, I always behaved in a manner befitting a perfect little Christian. At least in front of others. In private I was a randy little bastard like every other boy that age. In any case, as a result of my …