Today I would like to write about my obsession with nude patches, and to a minor degree my obsession with the ultimate nude patch: Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. “Nude patch” refers to the modification of a videogame (typically a PC game) to remove the clothing from any female characters in order to make …

Heyo, Future Caco here, writing to you from March of 2022. The journal is now entering a different period. Around October of 2009 I got worried about backlash from Social Media and took all my writings offline. I decided I would compile my deepest, darkest thoughts into a Compendium for someone to read after I …

I dreamed last night that Obama, in an effort to stave off the economy’s collapse due to dwindling oil supplies, passed a law that everyone in the nation had to move out of their current homes and live in these little Eco-Friendly Cabins out in the country. I was slated to move into the Nevada …