Pretty weird dream a couple of nights ago. I dreamt there was something wrong with my prostate. I don’t know specifically what it was, but for some reason in order to keep it going I had to remove it from my body, so suddenly I was walking around with my prostate in my hand. It was attached to a long tube that ran into my stomach for some reason, and was shaped like a really huge brown kidney. It was bisected, like you might see in an anatomy textbook or a doctor’s office model, and I could see little valves and chambers pumping juice around in it.
I had to walk to the Doctor like this, and after I got to see him, he started poking around at it with a scalpel and cutting small holes in it. I remember saying, “C’mon, don’t break it!” That’s about it. They say if you have a serious health problem you start having dreams about it. I dream about heart attacks and my teeth falling out all the time, maybe this is another health problem I’m destined to deal with.