Author: cacophony

cacophony recently went to one of those streetwide bashes after a college sports victory.

cacophony’s first broken bone due to being drunk.

Rumor has it Tom Cruise used to pick discarded cigarettes off the ground and smoke them. cacophony definitely does, though.

cacophony’s spirit animal is Oswald Cobblepot.

cacophony reflects on the house he has lived in for most of his life.

cacophony is sorta in the habit of trolling his employers. No wonder he’s hardcore unemployable.

cacophony reflects on when he first discovered Star Trek, at 9 years old.

cacophony talks about all his time spent in Southern Kentucky visiting a certain family with many daughters.