Author: cacophony

Silly little crazy moleman.

My Friends Are Not Who They Appear

cacophony dreams randomly about how friendship is bad.

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My Friends Hate Me

cacophony dreams that everyone hates him, because they probably do.

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The Brother Feeds His Dogs

cacophony doesn’t much care for the Old Country Preacher’s breeding habits.

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The Encyclopedia of Etiquette by Llewellyn Miller

BORROWING A borrower is obligated to return an article promptly in as good condition as he found it, or to…

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Fucking and Money

cacophony is surprised to find the stuff Christians care about and the stuff the Bible cares about aren’t the same.

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GhosTerrorists

Did you know that ghosts can be terrorists too?

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The Encylopedia of Etiquette, by Llewellyn Miller

Rules in General Suit the length of a story to the occasion. Don’t launch into a long one if a…

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Had a major relapse today.

cacophony has a breakdown and zombifies his own brain.

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