Author: cacophony

Silly little crazy moleman.

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

cacophony enjoys the terrible game “Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.”

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Man, I was FUBAR.

cacophony is disturbed by notes he wrote to himself long ago.

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Speak With Your Outside Kidneys

cacophony dreams that the only way to survive kidney failure is with modular external kidneys.

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The Sandwich’s Power

cacophony has a near-death experience at the hands of a Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch from Burger King.

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Simulated Baked Beans

cacophony’s subconscious appears to be pre-occupied with baked beans.

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Mecha-Sephiroth

cacophony self-inserts into anime.

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Small Town Po Po

cacophony has a run-in with small town police.

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Salvia is a Hell of a Drug

cacophony still dreams of salvia divinorum trips even years later.

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