I dreamed that I was on some sort of penguin farm. All of the penguins were created by this “Mother Penguin” which was sort of like a “Queen Penguin” kept in its own pen area with an “Attendant Penguin.” It never seemed to go anywhere or get out of its pen. The penguins could talk, and I asked it, “So what do you do all day?” And the Queen Penguin responded, “Oh, I just sit here and lay wasps.” For some reason the term for baby penguin was “wasp.” The Queen Penguin had a sort of dazed look in its eyes. I felt sorry for it.
Later I found out through some sort of “Penguin Revolutionary Underground” that the Queen Penguin’s conditions were actually much worse than they appeared, and a crafty magical illusion had been created around the pen to make it appear that her conditions were tolerable. They recruited me to battle a giant demon known as Ulthinax or something like that in order to free the Queen Penguin so she could live life as she wished.
Ulthinax looked like your classical depiction of Satan in medieval artwork. So we had a titanic battle of magical spells like Harry Potter and Voltemort or some shit. Finally I emerged victorious and a resounding voice bellowed through the air “Do you wish to exchange places?”
I instantly knew in my mind that the only way to free the Queen Penguin was to change places with it. So I agreed, and instantly I was in a living nightmare. I was strapped into some sort of chair by one of those restraining mechanisms you find on a roller coaster. I could not move my arms and legs. I could not move my head, all I could do was look forward. I felt drugged. There was absolutely nothing to do but sit there imprisoned. I couldn’t speak, but somehow the Penguin Underground took mercy on me and switched me again with the Queen Penguin. So I became determined to find a “real” way to free the Queen Penguin and abolish this horrible practice altogether.
After further research, I discovered there was another, even more powerful demon known as Zantan or something like that which I had to defeat in order to achieve this goal. To my surprise, I also found out that Zantan was under the direct control of Darron’s parents, and they had created the entire Penguin Farm, and the practice of imprisoning the Queen Penguin!
I remember chasing the couple down in their beat up old Station Wagon they used to have and suddenly the demon emerged from the vehicle. The demon appeared to be a series of bluish globules of light. Then for some reason we were all at the Council of Elrond and the Fellowship began reciting a litany of their victories in battle, and this caused the demon to dissipate in sheer terror. It had been defeated! The impossible had been achieved! After that it was a short time before the penguins were free and the entire farm was destroyed.